A Child of the sea
1 234


sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

this is extremely accurate 

kill-whitepeople:

pukemeister:

kill-whitepeople:

did you know the united states is now a completely lawless wasteland? 

does that mean weed is legal now

no, weed is still illegal you piece of shit stoner 

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

image